Its another night.

I met one of my Fiance's friends, Lets call him Jim. Turns out that he is hella a stonner. So we baked.

Its been a good night. You truly know someone when you 'Trip Bawlz' with them.

We had some Fast Food from the place up the street. Chilled and listen to the radio. Now we are watching Orange County, A 90's Stonner Movie.

Im bout to crash. What we got now is a sleeper. So when you start to come down, It puts you to sleep. Use Wisely!

Smoke Safely,

See You Later Space Cowboys!

This is a good night...

First, I lifted my blanket, Got smacked in the groin, And got PO'ed. Was like "Why is your cell phone on my blanket!?" "Because it was there." So, she told me to stop using my blanket on my bed...

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Yeah. Stop. Using. My Blanket. On. My. Bed.

Where is the bread. Its over on the TV.

GO BACK AND GRAB THE PLATE! WHERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN.

Cap the Jar! Jimminy Kirmminy!

Thats tonight...

Holidays!

So for the holidays, We picked up a new stash.

It was not the best stuff we could get, But it was about adverage. So to get 6. with 40 was good. So we are not going to argue.

This stuff is a little odd though. Where as my mind would be racing, I feel slow. Almost slugish. Like I'm running low on oil. Hmmm. I dunno.

But all in all it was good. Nothing really to ramble about tonight, Just going to play some video games, and hit the hay. I may hit it sooner then normal. Eh. Dunno.

Feel like my eyes are getting heavy'er. Hmmm.

Well, Be safe everyone.

Smoke responsably.

See you later space cowboys.

Not such a Great Night.

I feel bad for being such an ass to them.

You are hanging out with my girlfriend, So why not ask if you want to chill and watch the eclipse.

I ask my girlfriend to ask. She says she will call right back.

15 minutes later she text me saying that I can come over, But she will be spending more time with Gabby, then with 'us'.

How is that to make me feel?

Im okay.

I sit in the room, Looking for some tunes to put on.

I dicide on White Stripes. tries to find it.

They offer me some new pot from up north.

Wow. Is that what you think about me now?

What about everything else I do, More then smoke?

What about the hours I put into building role play games.

To keep it interesting all the time.

Its not easy to do that.

Why cant I be known for that?

"Hey, We got the new Monster Manual, Wanna check it?"

That would make me feel better.

What about the internet?

Everyone loves the internet.

I love it, I spend alot of time on it.

Why cant you invite me over to check your new site?

or some cool vids?

Why is it that you know me for smoking.

So much for me trying to be the bigger person.

Well Spoken Conversation.

The title sounds pretty 'eh' I know, But I was doing this on a fly.

I will post my end of the conversation from facebook. Not the other persons. There are little to no names. And thoughs that are, Only a few people know. If you do, Please keep it to yourself.

Here it is. Copy and Pasted.

"Lawl, We practically dropped off the face of the Earth after the 6th grade, Then we passed in the night. Say hi, or small talk before my girl-friend-at-the-time showed up."

"Its that curse again ^^ We only really ever talked in Garcia's class. And I only went there in the morning because who else went in there? Colby. The Girl-Friend-At-The-Time. And She would not have that label side of the fact I was jumping ...for girl to girl ever other week. And ill admit that. But I was really digging her. So that would not have been the case, At least because it was not as short as the rest (Longer then 3 weeks?) But her friends made sure of that. Just adding to that reputation. But alas, I digress.

We started talking back in the 6th grade (or 7th? I cant remember, Hell, Im lucky if I remember lunch!) About the same time as I really talked to Hillary (Who in turn, Ended about the same story as you) And after that summer, it was much more like a "Passing in the Night" type relationship. Stopping to have short conversations, More often then not ended abruptly, And having no real meaning."

"Im not saying that I dont think your not a good friend. I have known you for long enough, And your reputation does not paint you as a bad person, I might confide in you.

But I feel as though we both let it slip threw the cracks. I mean, You ...did not give me an hassle for the things I do (Gaming and what not), and actually listened, And shown at least a little interest. And I did not want to stab out your eyes when you opened your mouth. Actually, I have never though harm to you. (thats pretty good. I mean, I sometimes Damn random people I dont even know! lol) So it made it easier to listen. I think we could have had an interesting relationship, if not, at least had some conversations for the books."

"Lol, That would be pretty cool. Well, I think I exhausted my brain. So there wont be any more long Drabs like that tonight. Sorry ^^ They really are alot of work."

I hope you enjoyed it. Smoke Safely!

The First ten minutes

This is the first 10 minutes of a recording I did a week or so ago.

"ok this is the soundcheck: passed

Nope their gonna keep, they know, we realize that there's 25% and when they get down low enough or go down enough with out telling the truth or tell a horrible lie, and get caught and sued for billions of dollars so they changed the formula into something NEW SPECIAL; ya know? And they jack up the thing [price] and it goes back down. They're selling us crap, over and over.

"Sh. Ok, I'm gonna need you to be quiet now, this is for official documents."

"the fantastic Mr. Fox? Kylie!? SH!?"

"I know. I dunno, it's locked up."

Multipatented? Oh yeah, like if one patent wasn't enough to get a lawsuit if you have a, uh, uh, copyright infringement, ONE patent isn't enough to get you sued, no yuo have to have mutlipatents so that way you can sue them twice if they copy the exact item. "Oh, so you're using two of our patents? thanks, GTFO." You know what I'm saying. [directed to Fey A. Boyer]

that's a cart system under the water, I'm seeing glitch.

So it's grease? Because, the only thing that withstands, uhm, water like that would be grease. So their bottling and selling us liquid GREASE.

Oh my god.

I just got bacon from punching a pig to death.

I'm a dick.

Hey, I got glass.

they say year, so that way you end up coming back NEXT YEAR.

OH MY GOD. Everything is making sense!

God, everything's making sense!!!

They keep reselling us THIS SAME SHIT. [sigh] over and over. they make like, a movie ideam, then they misconstrude it into a thousand other ways! Which is so LIKE WOMEN TO DO. Which means lifetime is prepetuating the stereotype of what women do.

[silence]

Then they get all sentimental. "Oi, if I hadn't done this, this wouldn't of of happend."

"Now I'm randomly greatful for that person", sarcastically!

And then she laughs about it, then they go on about their converstation like decent human beings!

OH MY GOD!!

Now he's confessing his LOVE on her DEATHBED. [sighs]

Hun. Am I allowed to be this smart?

I think everyone is going to come abduct me.

oh my god~! That chicken laid an egg.... or rather the duck laid the egg. Why this texture pack retextured my chicken as a duck, but I'm not gonna argue with it,because its a pretty decent texture pack.

and people don't normally question shit like that.

Cus they go, "oh well I'm not gonna complain with this mediorcity because what the final product is, is just alright with me"

"raffraffrafferl" [sounds.]

Hes suddenly strong for something!

Feigned hope!

Now's the part of the episode and he realizes what he did was wrong and why everyone was mad at him.

and then a very purposful song, [mocking lifetime music] "do do doo doo, baaaawooo bawoooo baoooooo"

Am I ruining it with too much HIGH chatter? [directed at fey]

[fey: No]

I would hate for my genius to be quarrreld, just becuase I'm not longer able to comprehend what I'm saying.

That'sa That'sa, almost kind of a blantent lie! Because I can comprehend what I'm saying, I'm just having a hard time doing it.

and that's what they don't tell you!! [gasps]

And now he has to chase him down and has to CONFESS TO HIM about what he did wrong and how he has learned his better ways~!

FFff[sighs] It's a rookie mistake, I hate to see it.

[pixel sheep baw from minecraft]

Aw shit.

I didn't want that .

[sigh] gotta hold back the tears but it's just too much, Hold me tighter....holder me tighter...hold me tigher little rider~!

YEAH!

[fey: hold me closer tiny dancer]

[silence]

::TEN MINUTE:: "

Pure Dance

As I sit in my car, Air lightly blowing, Radio playing some Daft Punk, Pipe in my hand (Or lap now that my hands are... indisposed). I read threw my best friends blog. He is a stoner, like myself, Though more Green then I. He talks about how his eyes are like coffin lids. And that he feels (I first put down 'thinks', then changed it to 'feels' because of the power behind that word) that his creativity is more important then blood. That blood washes away, But creativity lingers where it was placed.

That is true in so many ways. Artists are forever known for their work. Weather it be paintings, like the Mona Lisa (Or how ever its spelled, damn French...) Or be it Music, Master of Puppets- Metallica, Will live on forever. Weather it be legal, produced in a studio, under commissions and regulations, Or had it be not so 'clean', Graffiti, Punk Music. No matter time, nor distance, it will go on tell the last person Drops.

And I understand I said Weather in place of whether. I did that not out of neglect, But out of symbolism.

I turn to pack another bowl. This makes 2.

I must fight with it, Because last night, in my haste, I packed the bowl to deep. Thus clogging the holes.

"One more time"-Daft Punk.

Though to most Daft Punk might just sound like Techno, But to true fans, They are storie tellers. They talk about love, discovery, and life.

'One more time' is just another example of thus a song. 'One more time, we are going to celebrate. Oh yeah, All Right, Dont stop the dancing." Not only is it laid with terms of love, but life itself. 'One more time' lets do it again! Lets go have fun! Lets live our life! 'Dont stop the dancing" Dont be afraid to live your life. Dont be scared to do what you want to do. 'you know we are going to do it right, tonight' Love. Not mealy sex. But true Love, Can be expressed in the simplest of things. Dancing. Talking. Eating. We do what we do because we like to. 'Celebrate and dance so free' Do what you want to! Again, Dont let the pressure of the world to overwhelm you.

Daft Punk everyone, if you dont listen to them, You should try it. They have good beats, and hard-hitting lyrics.

In this time, I have taken one hit from my bowl. New song, Nother hit.

"Digital love- Daft Punk"

"Last night, I had a dream about you, In this dream, I was dancing right beside you." Wow man. Daft Punk never says love. Its always 'dance'. Think about love as a dance. See where your mind goes.

I drove without shoes on. I feel my toes wrap around the peddles. I dont just let my feet up. I pull the peddle in one fluid motion of slowing down. I feel the power with my hands. I feel the small jerks in the road. I feel when I turn the wheel. I feel the sway of the air. I feel the world fighting back. I feel the power of the world.

I feel the cold shine of glass.

The object that is so important.

I see gloss of the orange instrument.

The object that is so important.

I smell that bitter sweet.

The object that is so important.

I taste that milky cream.

The object that is so important.

I hear the crackling of the light.

The object that is so important.

I cant feel the chilling touch.

The object that is so important

I can see the glistening side.

The object that is so important.

I cant smell the musk emanate.

The object that is so important.

I cant taste that sour intoxication.

The object that is so important

I cant hear the beats of my life.

Im thinking I should make this all one post. Breaking it up into many would only be to fill my boxes. Much like how corporations are always trying to sells us so much, make us spend so much. As teens, We say I wont be like that, But when times slowly takes its tole, We all end the same. Cold, bitter, and self-serving.

Nanno is not home yet. She left yesterday morning. She went to see my mom. My Grandma went to see her daughter. Her daughter has a daughter. And one day that Mother will be the Grandma. And that Daughter will be a Mother. And that Mother will have a daughter.

Finished that bowl. My Fiance joined me. So I took about half. Maybe more, maybe less. Who knows. So, That is bowl 1 1/2. Should I go for two? I ask Fey, She says yes. She clears the bowl, Taking breve stops to talk to me. She finds a leaf that had not burned. She take it.

My comp is about to die. I dont think I will keep going on after this.

I will mearly edit it for spelling, Then post it.

See you then.

Remember, Smoking is a luxury, Should be treated as much. And always Smoke responsibly.

See you later Space Cowboys.

The Ideas that started it all.

So, A few days ago, I was really high and came up with some ideas. They where posted on my facebook, And now they will be posted here.

Here they are.

Thats what Text from Last Night is! Its Stupid saying stupid things, And we, While Sober, Make fun of them. Yet we end up saying the same shit when we get Drunk. Thus becoming the people we where just making fun of! Thus keeping the cycle going!

Our Dough at Dominos is shit! Its so thin and tasteless, And its covered in Corn Meal and Grease. Thats all we are tasting. Corn meal and Grease.Where as somewhere that will remain un-named, Their Dough has flavor, And its actually puffy, Not Flat. It has texture! Why would we do that to people? Who would think to START doing that to people?

Thats how I graduated Highschool. I learned to take one sentence and say it so many different ways. Thus having enough on the page to get passed. Thats so like public schools, To not really care what kids actually are saying. They look for Key Words and then pass it. Thats why people say "Private Schools are better." They notice stuff like that.

Thats what gave me the idea. Lol. I hope you all liked it, And there will be more soon. ^^ Currently, My Fiance and I are taking a manuscript of a 1 hour and 43 minute sound clip of my ideas. (Honestly, About 45% is silence) So once that is done, We will have so much up that you will never get enough!

Tell then, Be safe, And smoke responsibly!

Mission Statment

So, I know this is not a business, But I figured, "Why not make one anyways, Intro posts are so blazay".

Thus, MISSION STATMENT!

First, I get really, really high. Then I record everything that I say, Using my lovely Fiance's Comp. (Mine is a Linux, And I dont have a Mic Recording program, currently) Then we play it back after we sobbered up. As doing so, We type it all out. After a 'careful' editing, We post it here, For all of you to giggle at.

Maybe it will stir some thoughts? Emotions? Feel free to comment. I would love to hear what my viewers have to think.

Also, If you game, In any sense of the word, Check out my other blog at Vic Gaming.