The First ten minutes

This is the first 10 minutes of a recording I did a week or so ago.

"ok this is the soundcheck: passed

Nope their gonna keep, they know, we realize that there's 25% and when they get down low enough or go down enough with out telling the truth or tell a horrible lie, and get caught and sued for billions of dollars so they changed the formula into something NEW SPECIAL; ya know? And they jack up the thing [price] and it goes back down. They're selling us crap, over and over.

"Sh. Ok, I'm gonna need you to be quiet now, this is for official documents."

"the fantastic Mr. Fox? Kylie!? SH!?"

"I know. I dunno, it's locked up."

Multipatented? Oh yeah, like if one patent wasn't enough to get a lawsuit if you have a, uh, uh, copyright infringement, ONE patent isn't enough to get you sued, no yuo have to have mutlipatents so that way you can sue them twice if they copy the exact item. "Oh, so you're using two of our patents? thanks, GTFO." You know what I'm saying. [directed to Fey A. Boyer]

that's a cart system under the water, I'm seeing glitch.

So it's grease? Because, the only thing that withstands, uhm, water like that would be grease. So their bottling and selling us liquid GREASE.

Oh my god.

I just got bacon from punching a pig to death.

I'm a dick.

Hey, I got glass.

they say year, so that way you end up coming back NEXT YEAR.

OH MY GOD. Everything is making sense!

God, everything's making sense!!!

They keep reselling us THIS SAME SHIT. [sigh] over and over. they make like, a movie ideam, then they misconstrude it into a thousand other ways! Which is so LIKE WOMEN TO DO. Which means lifetime is prepetuating the stereotype of what women do.

[silence]

Then they get all sentimental. "Oi, if I hadn't done this, this wouldn't of of happend."

"Now I'm randomly greatful for that person", sarcastically!

And then she laughs about it, then they go on about their converstation like decent human beings!

OH MY GOD!!

Now he's confessing his LOVE on her DEATHBED. [sighs]

Hun. Am I allowed to be this smart?

I think everyone is going to come abduct me.

oh my god~! That chicken laid an egg.... or rather the duck laid the egg. Why this texture pack retextured my chicken as a duck, but I'm not gonna argue with it,because its a pretty decent texture pack.

and people don't normally question shit like that.

Cus they go, "oh well I'm not gonna complain with this mediorcity because what the final product is, is just alright with me"

"raffraffrafferl" [sounds.]

Hes suddenly strong for something!

Feigned hope!

Now's the part of the episode and he realizes what he did was wrong and why everyone was mad at him.

and then a very purposful song, [mocking lifetime music] "do do doo doo, baaaawooo bawoooo baoooooo"

Am I ruining it with too much HIGH chatter? [directed at fey]

[fey: No]

I would hate for my genius to be quarrreld, just becuase I'm not longer able to comprehend what I'm saying.

That'sa That'sa, almost kind of a blantent lie! Because I can comprehend what I'm saying, I'm just having a hard time doing it.

and that's what they don't tell you!! [gasps]

And now he has to chase him down and has to CONFESS TO HIM about what he did wrong and how he has learned his better ways~!

FFff[sighs] It's a rookie mistake, I hate to see it.

[pixel sheep baw from minecraft]

Aw shit.

I didn't want that .

[sigh] gotta hold back the tears but it's just too much, Hold me tighter....holder me tighter...hold me tigher little rider~!

YEAH!

[fey: hold me closer tiny dancer]

[silence]

::TEN MINUTE:: "